Wednesday 26 November 2008

Harun Yahya Essay Thread

You are invited to contribute to my entry to Harun Yahya's Anti-Darwin Essay Competition. Preference will be given to contributions that contradict their cited sources, that cite tertiary sources (e.g. Youtube videos, Conservapedia) as authority, or that contain cryptic insults or obscenities. Contributions may be added through the comments section.

Have at it!

Charles Darwin (1882-1809) was a British man who studied Christianity but never qualified as a scientist, though he collected beetles. Nor did he qualify as a Christian priest, though he came 10th in the exam because his lecturer helped him. In 1831, because he did not get a job when he finished university, his father paid for him to sail away on a boat called The Beatle. He was the "gentleman companion" of the Captain, but he later got married and had children, etc. The boat was a sailor-boat so it took 5 years to go all around the world. Maybe Darwin's "Theory" of Evolution happened because he was tired of being bored as a "gentleman companion" for 5 years. Even though Evolution can not add information, Darwin wrote a long diary about the trip, which proves Evolution is wrong.

1 comment:

Michael J said...

Okay Chance-Worshiper here it comes, it's obvious that Darwinists have beaten the fable they tell to match the data. Lets just look at the fossil fairy tale.
One myth the atheists like to tell us is that mammals have been around for millions of years, even longer than the dinosaur. BUT, they then say that for 150 million years they were little rat like things never changing and all of the sudden the dinosaurs die out and in no time at all you have elephants and whales and gophers. I tell you it is ridiculous. Imagine, that no change for hundreds of millions of years and bang you have rats giving birth to water buffalo.
Then it slows down again. I've never seen a rat give birth to a giraffe, neither has my dad, nor his dad.
So we are expected to believe these "scientist" types when they say that evolution does nothing, then goes a million miles an hour, then comes to a screaming halt again.
Now take the dinosaurs. As you all know from the movies there are many types of dinosaurs. All of a sudden they disappear, except for the little birdy ones. How ridiculous is that. All of the bugs survived, all of the ratty mammals survived as well as the fish, but all of the dinosaurs except one kind died out.
I tell you we should replace the scientists with real americans. All that education makes the head go funny.