Monday 21 January 2008

Irregular Verbs

I have an eye for detail.

You are a nit-picker.

He can’t see the woods for the trees.



I have faith in my fellow man.

You are naive.

He came down in the last shower.


I am willing to learn from others.

You are derivative.

He is a brazen plagiarist.


I am an epicurean.

You eat too much.

He would eat the tablecloth if his mouth wasn’t already stuffed with the napkin.


I am eloquent.

You are long-winded.

He has verbal dysentery.


I am attractive.

You are a shameless flirt.

She is two-bit whore on a discount weekend.


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