I have an eye for detail.
You are a nit-picker.
He can’t see the woods for the trees.
I have faith in my fellow man.
You are naive.
He came down in the last shower.
I am willing to learn from others.
You are derivative.
He is a brazen plagiarist.
I am an epicurean.
You eat too much.
He would eat the tablecloth if his mouth wasn’t already stuffed with the napkin.
I am eloquent.
You are long-winded.
He has verbal dysentery.
I am attractive.
You are a shameless flirt.
She is two-bit whore on a discount weekend.
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